I put the K in PKD

Hi! I’m Krista — but TikTok rebranded me as PKD, and honestly, it stuck.

I’ve got feral kids, a coop full of chickens, and a husband in law enforcement who swears Bigfoot is real. (Spoiler: I'm undecided. I'm not saying he's real, but I'm not saying he isn't either.)

Together, we built Papa Kilo Delta — the perfect storm of tacti-squatch, tacti-cock, mountains, mud, coffee, chaos, and God above all.

We don’t “niche down.” We are the niche. Because why be just one thing when you can be tactical, sarcastic, feral, faithful, and slightly unhinged — all at the same time?

If you’re here for polished perfection, wrong site. If you’re here for coffee-fueled chaos with a side of chickens, tactical ish and a belief in things unseen… welcome home.

Follow us on socials for even more chaos and unhinged things.