Feral and Chaotic

Unleash the Chaos: Raccoon + Coffee + Chicken = Legendary Tee

Ready to make absolutely no sense and still look amazing doing it? Our latest shirt features a sleep-deprived raccoon clutching a cup of coffee while majestically riding a chicken into the unknown. It’s bold. It’s chaotic. It’s everything you never knew you needed.

Perfect for caffeine addicts, animal lovers, and anyone whose life feels like a bizarre fever dream. Rock this shirt and let the world know: you ride into Mondays like a raccoon on a chicken—with coffee in hand and zero regrets.

These super soft & comfortable tees are designed right here in North Carolina by your average Family.

• They fit true to size and are made with 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Pre-shrunk
•  The fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester